True but thats because hes a fetus.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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