come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
