I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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