I just made out with a guy for $7.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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