And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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