This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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