i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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