I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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