if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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