We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize