East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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