Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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