I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
BRING THE BAGELS
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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