his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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