do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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