Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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