The maid of honor just puked.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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