she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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