I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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