Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just gargled with NyQuil
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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