The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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