So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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