no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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