my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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