He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Houston, we have a squirter
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Someone came in the potted fern
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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