ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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