Do you still have your period?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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