return my video game
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
