Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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