your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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