She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I had to cum in my sink.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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