I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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