STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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