i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
