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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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