I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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