Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
