I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
