So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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