doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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