worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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