i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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