she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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