arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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