I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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