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It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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