I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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