Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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