i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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