One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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