Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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