After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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