i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Your cock deserves a montage
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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