oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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