everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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