What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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