I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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