He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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