I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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