Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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