dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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