Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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