I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize