Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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